Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Things that Happened at Work Yesterday

A student pooped all over the floor.

This includes the carpet in the gym, the hallway, and the office.

It took over an hour to clean up.

At one point I had picked up a poo pancake the size of my hand. I thought it would be too smelly the throw in the garbage so I flushed it down the toilet.

It clogged the toilet.

It was a long day.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

A Special Time

My friend Kristin LOVES the Newsboys. They are a Christian rock band and they've been around since forever. She invited Carolyn and I to attend a concert with her for her birthday.

While neither Carolyn nor I are fans of the group, we agreed to go because Kristin WAS SO INSANELY EXCITED and it was her birthday.

Private information, not to be shared with people that might judge me on a Nerdiness Scale: I really enjoyed the concert.

First of all, I used to love Christian music (before I got to be the cool person that I am now). So I knew all the songs.

Second of all, I challenged myself to be the most OUT OF CONTROL FAN at the concert. So there was much dancing and screaming on my part.

Third of all, the drummer was on this special stand in the back and he was amazing and then the special stand lifted up and started spinning around. I can't explain how excited I was. Is there a video of it on YouTube?


But it was way cooler yesterday because there was smoke and instead of seeing it on a movie I saw it in real life.

At heart, I am a Christian music-liking nerd.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

In Home Decorator Wanted

I would like someone to help me and Rachel decorate/arrange our home.

Monday, March 23, 2009

YouTube Crush

I have a YouTube crush on this guy. His name is Eric Wuest. He is playing all 3 parts of this song. He is my favorite.

I love the violin so much I start to cry a little sometimes.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Today, in the Walgreens Parking Lot

I saw a sign that said


really big. My first thought, "Oh my gosh, I wish I had known that, I wonder if it's less expensive than it was at the Cat Clinic." And then I realized

it said "detailing" and not DE - TAILING.

It is a place to detail cars, not cats, although cars and cats are only one letter off. I felt very foolish afterwards.

Monday, March 16, 2009


Things that Prevent Me From Going to Sleep at Night

1) reading (currently The Audacity of Hope

2) watching the Most Watched videos of the day on YouTube on my iTouch

3) doing crossword puzzles

4) looking up useless things online

5) swimming through my millions of dollars in coins like Scrooge McDuck

Thursday, March 12, 2009

LB Considerations

I am thinking of investing in one of those self-cleaning litter boxes. My life would just be so much better. Thoughts? e

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


Something you might not know about me is that I drive a 15 passenger shuttle bus every day. You probably didn't think I could do stuff like that. Well, jokes on you, because I can.

I have only run into 2 things. (not counting curbs.)

1) a mailbox. Knocked it plum over.
2) one of those overhead arche things in front of a church. Didn't realize the bus was more than 9.5 feet tall.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

You know when....

You know when you go to the grocery store and get the cart with the wonky wheel? And everyone notices you because the wheel is spinning and wonking around noisily?

Happened to me today.

Buying a condo

My mom thinks I should buy a condo. When did I get old enough for people to think that.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Toilet seats

They should be heated. I know they make those, but it should be standard.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009


So, apparently less than 1% of people taking Azithromycin report dizziness or a "spinning feeling."

What makes me part of that special 1%? Couldn't I be included in the over 99% of people that don't feel like they're on the Twirling Teacups?

And, okay, about 7% of the people felt some nausea. I can handle that. I feel a little nauseous, but so did 7% of the other people.

But less than 1%? And I don't feel just slightly dizzy. I feel need-to-sit-down dizzy.

You can't say I follow the crowd.

Monday, March 2, 2009


Only four words in the common English language end in "-dous." One of them is "hazardous." Can you name the other three? Answer is in the comments to this post.