Rachel should be named Rachel Coughy instead of Rachel Handysnacks because she only coughs. All the live long day. I knew a boy named Bobby Coughy in elementary school. What if they met and fell in love?
Also, Rachel Coughy talks in her sleep. Every night. I can never understand what she's saying, which is too bad because it would be cooler if she revealed secrets about herself instead. Then I could use that information to blackmail her into cleaning out the cat box.
9 months ago