Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Shake Shake, Shake Shake, A-Shake It

Today I saw a special man when I was behind Rebound.

He was wearing white-washed jeans and a GECKO blue and yellow t-shirt. He was walking by himself a little ways away from me with his arms awkwardly out to his side.

And then he shimmied. Full-on shimmied. Bent over forward and everything.

Special man.

Monday, June 22, 2009

A Day in the Life

Ricky's Daily Schedule
7:30 - Begin stalking in Nicole and Rachel's bedroom. Stare until one of them opens their eyes.
7:45 - Begin "meowing" routine. (Resembles quacking noises.)
7:48 - Weave in front of Nicole's feet while she tries to go down the stairs.
7:50 - Breakfast. Stop "meowing."
7:51 - After one bite of food, run into the living room while Nicole puts on her shoes and get in her way.
7:52 - Continue to breakfast area. Bat water bowl around and splash it on the ground. Nap.
9:10 - Hear Nicole's car back from workout, sprint to greet her at the door. Meow and stand on your hind legs until she picks you up.
9:15 - Sit in the bathroom while Nicole takes her shower. Try to jump in between the shower curtain and liner. Follow her around.
9:50 - Run to the door to see Nicole off again.
9:52-6:30pm - Secretly eat high-calorie foods and nap.
6:30 - Race to the door to meet Nicole or Rachel. Start meow/quacking until they feed you dinner.
Evening Activities: Play with Arby's toy. Lay inappropriately spread-eagle on my back.
11:00 - Follow girls to bed. Poop in litter box while they're brushing ther teeth.
12:00 - 5:00am - Sleep on Rachel's pillow. Claw affectionately at Rachel's scalp.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Getting Started

Ray of Hope slash Flying Colors training starts tomorrow. Camp starts next Wednesday. It's my FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR.

Check it out.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

What has happened in the past 8 days:

  1. Flying Colors has ended (for a week)

  2. I began a new workout regime called P90X

  1. I ate a veggie wrap

  2. I was crabby

  3. I watched SYTYCD and realized that I have a heterosexual crush on Cat Deeley

Friday, June 12, 2009


I dropped a single curd whilst eating my cottage cheese this evening. It landed exactly where my left foot was going to step.

It felt like I squished a teeny slug.

It was not enjoyable.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

A Request

My mother has requested my skills and abilities in functioning as the Decorations Coordinator for my brother Ryan's graduation party.

  1. Live rams (His high school mascot is a ram.)
  2. Writing his name on the ceiling with blue tape
  3. A bubble machine
  4. Inviting his favorite celebrities (Shawn Johnson, Abraham Lincoln, the cast from Space Jam)
  5. Shaving his name into our pet's fur

Plus more.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Do you know what is stupid?

Four-packs of toilet paper. There's no reason to only buy FOUR ROLLS at a time.

Do you know what you're going to need for the rest of your life? Toilet paper. You should buy the maximum number of rolls possible. Otherwise you'll just be buying toilet paper all the time.

That's just a belief I have I wanted to share.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Some Things In My Room

A poster Krizzly made me, with pictures of me and Rebound kids

A desk


A fancy alarm clock

A life-size cut out of PeeWee Hermen

A Snowy Bear

A cup

My vitamin C tablets

Eleven journals

Which one of the above items is a LIE?

Saturday, June 6, 2009


Saw UP today. I cried like a little baby. I cried like my mom cried during Bolt. Like Carolyn cried during Junior.

(That's the movie where Arnold Schwartzenegger gives birth. Carolyn is way nerdier than me.)

Friday, June 5, 2009


Ricky has been chasing the same spider for three hours.

Also, this spider is now on the ceiling. How can spiders crawl upside down on my ceiling? Do they have sticky feet? Is this spider getting spider-foot-goo all over the place?

I'm not sure I like that.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

I saw a cat named Freddie today

He was black and fluffy and he loved me. Why do animals poop and pee and barf and everything? I would have a lot more animals if they didn't do those things. Here are some animals I would adopt if they had no bodily fluids that impacted my life:

And maybe if I had a bigger apartment.