Want to fit in at my house?

If you want to fit in at the Raden/Jobe household, here are some basic rules:

1) You have to be able to identify the following items: Froggie, Snack Drawer, Buppy

2) You must be comfortable with 2-5 animals being in the room at all times.

3) You have to enjoy watching Dancing with the Stars, House Hunters, American Idol, and ESPN (or at least be able to tolerate them)

4) You must be able to deflect banter/jokes/fake threats that are directly aimed at you.

5) You must know where a tennis ball is at all times.