Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Take a Chill Pill, World

It's like when take a break from blogging, you all don't know what to do with your online time. My complaint department has been overwhelmed with angry readers, wanting more, MORE, MORE!

"More blog entries!" you cry, "Please write more! We live and breathe your blog entries and we are all dying off without our daily supply!"

"Relax, you freaks," I reply calmly. "I was just watching SYTYCD and cleaning my house. I'm back now."

In other news, Ricky the cat misses Rachel Handysnacks and is super annoying about it. He stares at me all the time. ALL THE TIME.

Rachel, come back from Philadelphia. Philly is silly.


Anonymous said...

I want to complain that I dont know where the complaint department is.


Rachel said...

For the record, I don't even care about your blog, I never even read it. It's like, "what blog?" "Oh...THAT blog..."

Ricky would miss me. We facebook chat together all the time, but I can understand how that wouldn't be enough of me for him.

I'll tell him to stop staring next time we chat...that's soc inaprop. I taught him better.