You will be stunned, awe-struck, impressed, snuggled, and happier than you can remember being ever before. Read on.
Glad to see you found the most flattering pictures of Ryan "the former child model" you could!
I texted him that you and I were going to take him a strip club and teach him how to put money in g-strings. I think even used the phrase "ever-so gently." Since you and I are so good at it, I thought it'd just be the right thing to do.
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Glad to see you found the most flattering pictures of Ryan "the former child model" you could!
I texted him that you and I were going to take him a strip club and teach him how to put money in g-strings. I think even used the phrase "ever-so gently." Since you and I are so good at it, I thought it'd just be the right thing to do.
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