My Red Robe

So, the best thing about me is probably my red robe.

Those of you that have seen my red robe - Can you believe that there is not ONE picture of it on the internet? Not one.

My red robe doesn't have a tie-around-your-waist thing like regular, boring robes. No, it zips up from the bottom. And it has a collar. And it is floor-length. It's 100% polyester. And it is awesome.

So, I was going to tell you guys all about it and even show you a picture of it, but the world wide web has boycotted my red robe.